scrotumaster

(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.

(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.

(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!

(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.

by Max H. July 11, 2006

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.

Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

ScrotumStroked

Having a person do whatever it take to make a male climax.

Man this girl had me on empty. i have never had my ScrotumStroked like that in my life!

by CoochieStuffer April 28, 2009

scrotumbasherr

Pro siege player/squeaker. Honestly, the best artist, makes a perfect outline of bullet holes around the enemy making their jaw instantly drop and they start cumming/shitting. The 0.16 KD brings all the bitches, but mostly men.

Player 1: "OMG ITS SCROTUMBASHERR!"
Player 2: "SHIT HIDE YOUR DICK!"

by Manthatsprobablynotaman February 14, 2022

Scoutmaster

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)

I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.

by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022