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Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.
Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!
Scrotesque by Valerie February 3, 2005

Chest Scrotes 

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.
"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"
Chest Scrotes by Shmoopin September 13, 2009

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme
2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!
Scrotesque by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.
The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield
scroteshield by Opeth79 August 4, 2006
1. He kicked me in the scrotes
2. Suck my hairy scrotes bitch
3. Scrotal McJimmeny
scrotes by Rac^ January 10, 2003

scroteslap 

dont piss your g/f off in bed

or shell giv ya a scrote slapp.
sorry for callin ya a bitch but did ya have ta scrote slap me
scroteslap by jonny bravo October 9, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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