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scrote rag 

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.
Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag
scrote rag by Denis T August 14, 2008

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

scrotebag 

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return
scrotebag by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012
The depths that men go to be male!
Derek exemplified his Scroteage ways when he arrived late, pissed, badly dressed and expected me to just lay back and take him.
Scroteage by theflightymadam August 3, 2009