1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.