The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.
"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014
Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.
If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.
by MikeVicksPitbull December 08, 2009
by urban master February 25, 2005
When a man or woman foregoes their need to have a bowel movement so they can engage in sex and then accidentally has said bowel movement during said sex.
Bro I tried to get a quickie with my girl last night after mexican food and popped a scroop like three strokes in. liquid scroop bro liquid ..... Not good.
by pair a dimes May 21, 2015
by leakyT January 25, 2017
by Becky Flanders September 15, 2006