woobleydoobley0_0's definitions
The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.
"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014
Get the scroopingmug.