verb
To dive headfirst into a pool of
gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from
gold coins, such as
silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While
Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of
Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion
single dollar bills.