jazzballer's definitions

bass boffer

A person who would stick his cock in a fishes mouth. Usually a southerner.

Bubba the bass boffer 's sister caught him fucking a largemouth bass and decided to help him with his predickament.

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

Ghetto scroogie

An alcoholic beverage made with Popov vodka and Sunny D

Tyrone made Maisha a ghetto scroogie hoping she would give up the chocolate starfish

by jazzballer March 11, 2025

chicken jamshot

Polaroid photos that you put on the table of you fucking the roasted chicken that everyone but you is eating.

Dean flipped the chicken jamshots of the oven stuffer roaster he fucked onto the table for everyone to see. Dean's sister didn't even blink.

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

lobby bomb

Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy

After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...

by jazzballer March 10, 2016