scromch 

anything comforting (ie. food, a loved one, hugs, snugs, a warm blanket, a delicious slice of pizza, a piece of chocolate)

can be used as a verb or a noun

My boyfriend scromches me up when I get home from work

scromch by 0xhellkat December 8, 2021

scrumches 

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007

Scronch 

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch 

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

Scronch by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

scronch 

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

scronch by doragon88 May 30, 2018

Scrotchin 

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.

If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.

Scrotchin by broosky333 February 25, 2009

Scrotchies 

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

Scrotchies by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011