Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.

After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.

Whittaker by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014

Whittaker

That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.

Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.

Whittaker by Bleem890 February 7, 2009

Whittaker

A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker

That bread is Whittaker standard.

Whittaker by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010

Whittaker

A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.

Someone explain to Whittaker the 2nd definition.

Whittaker by WannabeEmoObsidian December 8, 2010

Whittaker

Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.

Whittaker bounds to the shoulder of Sabi, the elephant descended from Hannibal's herd, delivering messages from the Viscount. He returns to the right shoulder of the Viscount to deliver dire warnings for the Viceroys.

Whittaker by cyberopera August 7, 2012

Whittaker

Whittaker’s are typically very horny all the time wich makes them extremely emotional so don’t be surprised if a Whittaker suddenly becomes very aggressive and mean towards you. They may also seem a little bipolar at times because at one point they might be nice but then all of a sudden they may turn very bitter and rude for no reason.

Scarlet: oh yeah that’s Whittaker over there, we used to be friends but now he’s being kinda being a bitch
Cameron: sounds like a Whittaker...

Whittaker by Frog256 April 14, 2020

Whittaker's table 

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.

"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"

Whittaker's table by that guy kyle January 11, 2015