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Strippostitute
One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.
"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"
Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012
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Stripostitute
Derived from the word Stripper and Prostitute, the word defines a woman, who studies the art of Stripping, Pole Dancing, and Seducing men in unusual situations. Very high honor in the stripping community. Used only for the best.
Wow, did you see how that stripostitute worked that pole last night, she could really show my wife something.
Stripostitute by kaynikki July 22, 2010
Scriptsters
A hybrid combination of a Christian and a Hipster. Scriptsters generally hold the same appearance of a hipster, but with more frequent showers, "vintage" clothing bought new, and are frequent church goers.
"Look at those Scriptsters over there. We're in the same room, but i can't smell them, and their clothes look like they were bought at full price. Wow, and they're wearing Toms."
Scriptsters by The dude from nashville November 22, 2009
Sailposting
The act of making a sentence and finishing it with a word that rhymes with "Sail." It became a trend in the unofficial lyric video for the song "Sail" by Awolnation.
Sailposting is good
Sailposting by Ubeenbamboozledson October 9, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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