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scretchy 

A word to describe someone or something that is both creepy and sketchy. Scretchy.
Used in a sentence:
"That man was very scretchy" or "Stop being scretchy!"
scretchy by doublebanana March 6, 2011
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stretchy 

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.
"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)
stretchy by ginlly March 15, 2010

Itchy and Scratchy 

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
Itchy and Scratchy by jesster79 March 3, 2004
When you nut and it shoots out into the atmosphere, rather than slightly drizzling out of the penis.
Jackson hasn’t had his first scretch!
Scretch by Janine Cooley May 7, 2019

stretchy foreskin 

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
stretchy foreskin by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018
a situation or a person that is just strange or awkward or in the case of a person slightly frightening,lame,suspicious,etc.
generally an uncomfy situation
girl to friend:that guy in the corner is pretty scetchy, he keeps looking at me.
this party is totaly scetch, lets leave
there is a scetch guy following us
scetchy by jazzyfizzle8 September 10, 2006

The Itchy-Scratchys 

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!
The Itchy-Scratchys by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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