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screnis by onewoodenleg2 March 14, 2009
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Scenister
An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.
Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?
Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.
She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.
She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
Scenister by Patrick E. Parker May 9, 2008
Scenis
A penis with pubes straightened and combed over only 1 nut. A scenis. Usually belongs to a member of the "scene" crowd.
strenis
So my wife says to me she says, "What's that string dangling from the crotch of your new pants?" And I'm all, "Oh, that's my strenis, babe."
strenis by Mr. Gerbik April 24, 2011
Scrunish
A combination of scratch and punish usually used to replace the word punish. It implies that some sort of kinky deed must be done to the offender or to self. Best said using a sweetish school boy's accent.
Scrunish by Iam xSaladx January 6, 2010
Screenis Envy
Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.
Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.
Screenis Envy by Ahren S. May 26, 2006
Scenister
An adjective used to describe the vile fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.
Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?
Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.
She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.
She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
Scenister by Patrick E. Parker May 8, 2008
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