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Scronkers 

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Bed scrapers 

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.
Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers
Bed scrapers by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.
Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers
sheet scrapers by Polk County March 10, 2016

Ur gutties are scrappers 

Gutties, referring to a personnel’s footwear, and scrappers referring to the terrible and embarrassing quality of them.
Bouncer-Mate your gutties are scrappers
Boy with the scrappy gutties- my mea bought me these gutties so I’d advise you to fuck up!

cock scrapers 

Name of a girls teeth when they're all messed up.
"I'm afraid to get a blow job from the chick with those cock scrapers in her mouth."
cock scrapers by Karpoman April 24, 2014

ceiling scrapers 

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.
"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"