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scraskers 

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.
Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."
scraskers by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010
Words you can keep

Scronkers 

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Bed scrapers 

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.
Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers
Bed scrapers by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.
Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers
sheet scrapers by Polk County March 10, 2016

Ur gutties are scrappers 

Gutties, referring to a personnel’s footwear, and scrappers referring to the terrible and embarrassing quality of them.
Bouncer-Mate your gutties are scrappers
Boy with the scrappy gutties- my mea bought me these gutties so I’d advise you to fuck up!

cock scrapers 

Name of a girls teeth when they're all messed up.
"I'm afraid to get a blow job from the chick with those cock scrapers in her mouth."
cock scrapers by Karpoman April 24, 2014

ceiling scrapers 

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.
"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"
ceiling scrapers by big.berries July 26, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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