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cranxious 

The state of being so anxious that you become easily annoyed and cranky.
I was studying for law school finals, and I got so cranxious I totally blew up at my roommate for leaving the cheese out again.
cranxious by lovelyspam February 4, 2010
when your way too ready to slap her her ass
hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me
Spanxious by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Stanxious 

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent
First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.
Stanxious by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019

Scanxious 

Often used by cancer patients to describe the feeling associated with measurements, assessments, scans, waiting for each stage, test results
He was regularly Scanxious about his test results

skanxious 

Characterized by extreme uneasiness over the prospect of encountering an obviously low-class young woman.
If I saw a tramp-stamped girl arguing with her babydaddy in the parking lot at Walmart while holding a toddler in one hand and a cigarette in the other, I'd feel too skanxious to get out of my car and go into the store.
skanxious by historyvoice October 7, 2011
A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.
Dude I totally wanted to bone Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base :(
Spanxious by Clyde Common March 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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