scranxious

Hungry

A portmanteau of scran and anxious, meaning anxious for food.

Dude 1: Man am I scranxious.
Dude 2: Go get some Southern Fried then lulz 8D.

by John Smith the Fourth January 17, 2008

cranxious

The state of being so anxious that you become easily annoyed and cranky.

I was studying for law school finals, and I got so cranxious I totally blew up at my roommate for leaving the cheese out again.

by lovelyspam February 4, 2010

Spanxious

when your way too ready to slap her her ass

hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me

by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Stanxious

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent

First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.

by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019

Scanxious

Often used by cancer patients to describe the feeling associated with measurements, assessments, scans, waiting for each stage, test results

He was regularly Scanxious about his test results

by Granarchist 🙈🙊 July 10, 2018

skanxious

Characterized by extreme uneasiness over the prospect of encountering an obviously low-class young woman.

If I saw a tramp-stamped girl arguing with her babydaddy in the parking lot at Walmart while holding a toddler in one hand and a cigarette in the other, I'd feel too skanxious to get out of my car and go into the store.

by historyvoice October 7, 2011

Spanxious

A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to bone Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base :(

by Clyde Common March 10, 2009