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scranxious 

Hungry

A portmanteau of scran and anxious, meaning anxious for food.
Dude 1: Man am I scranxious.
Dude 2: Go get some Southern Fried then lulz 8D.
scranxious by John Smith the Fourth January 17, 2008

Shaneous 

Shaneous is a good cunt. Could also be referred to as the smokey bald headed badger.
Enjoys a choof choof on the old bongo. Always found with a drink in hand. Provides a good feed, drunken dribble and always prepared with the safety paint sheet.
Complimented with a classy NZ wahine.
Needs to work on his darts game
If you want a good cunt in your life, get a Shaneous
Shaneous by Countrybumpkins August 23, 2021

Hanxious 

The feeling you get when you are very hungry and waiting to eat.
Dude...I ordered that pizza like an hour ago, I'm starting to get hanxious!
Hanxious by Kirbeeee April 23, 2010

Shaneimus Maximus 

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.
Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.
Shaneimus Maximus by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
when your way too ready to slap her her ass
hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me
Spanxious by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Stanxious 

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent
First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.
Stanxious by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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