Shanxious 

Being anxious to shank

That mutha fucka over there makes me shanxious

Shanxious by Ms.durp August 16, 2016

scranxious 

Hungry

A portmanteau of scran and anxious, meaning anxious for food.

Dude 1: Man am I scranxious.
Dude 2: Go get some Southern Fried then lulz 8D.

scranxious by John Smith the Fourth January 17, 2008

Shaneous 

Shaneous is a good cunt. Could also be referred to as the smokey bald headed badger.
Enjoys a choof choof on the old bongo. Always found with a drink in hand. Provides a good feed, drunken dribble and always prepared with the safety paint sheet.
Complimented with a classy NZ wahine.
Needs to work on his darts game

If you want a good cunt in your life, get a Shaneous

Shaneous by Countrybumpkins August 23, 2021

Hanxious 

The feeling you get when you are very hungry and waiting to eat.

Dude...I ordered that pizza like an hour ago, I'm starting to get hanxious!

Hanxious by Kirbeeee April 23, 2010

Shaneimus Maximus 

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.

Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.

Shaneimus Maximus by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

Spanxious

when your way too ready to slap her her ass

hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me

Spanxious by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Stanxious 

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent

First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.

Stanxious by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019