flatulent
Another word for being gassy
flatulent by Tender Taps May 20, 2016
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Flatulent Relationship
A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.
"What happened, you two were great together!"
"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."
"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."
Flatulent Relationship by Gems87 October 18, 2008
Flatulent Farmer
These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
Flatulent Farmer by river jameser January 7, 2011
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flatulent back massage by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007
Flatulent Bastard
A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.
Flatulent Bastard by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007
Flatulent Fluff
A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.
Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.
Flatulent Fluff by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006
flatulent explosion
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
flatulent explosion by Haldee June 2, 2018
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