sanxious 

when you're both sad & anxious at once; in some cases an overarching sense of circumstantial sad w a good tinge of existential dread

I know we were texting today, I knew we said we'd talk later, but I was feeling pretty sanxious at the time so I hope we can talk tomorrow or the next day...

sanxious by iwillthinkofthislater April 2, 2023

Spanxious

when your way too ready to slap her her ass

hey dude.. I got with a chick last night and I got too spanxious; she slapped me

Spanxious by chodeballin March 28, 2010

Stanxious 

When you have so much anxiety you become flatulent

First day, new job jitters have me all stanxious.

Post break-up had her lounging in her sweats all sad and stanxious.

Stanxious by Chera Fisher March 14, 2019

skanxious 

Characterized by extreme uneasiness over the prospect of encountering an obviously low-class young woman.

If I saw a tramp-stamped girl arguing with her babydaddy in the parking lot at Walmart while holding a toddler in one hand and a cigarette in the other, I'd feel too skanxious to get out of my car and go into the store.

skanxious by historyvoice October 7, 2011

Scanxious 

Often used by cancer patients to describe the feeling associated with measurements, assessments, scans, waiting for each stage, test results

He was regularly Scanxious about his test results

Scanxious by Granarchist 🙈🙊 July 10, 2018

Spanxious

A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to bone Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base :(

Spanxious by Clyde Common March 10, 2009

spanxious

A word describing the nature of something exciting. Usually having to do with a person.

Dude 1: Wow that chick was really spanxious she made me want her

Dude 2: No look at that one *points to a different girl* now she is spanxious

Dude 1: you are so right

Dude 2 I usually am

spanxious by illsfmgthabas April 5, 2011