Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Heightened & Enlightened

The state of a person after smoking a joint and drinking a warm cup of espresso coffee. One's mind is equal parts relaxed and hyper, allowing for optimal cognitive abilities.
"Tom was exhausted and stressed from studying. I guess you could say he got a little Heightened & Enlightened last night to cope!"

Heightenhaus 

(hi-den-hou-ziz) - The act of be excessively tall or above average in height and tends to weigh less than 150lbs. This quality of skill can be used to get “out of reach objects” for others, dodging bullets thru used of turning sideways being thinner than a piece of paper, and has the ability to inhale copious amounts of Marijuana on a daily basis.
Heightenhaus, is there ever one day you will stop being so damn tall?
Heightenhaus by theTEAM_31 July 11, 2010

Heighted 

When you get shanked with any one of Washington Height's selection of weapons.
You can get Heighted by~
-A plantain/platano
-A sandal/chancleta
-Salami
-etc.
To either get lit or to measure your height
My Coach heighten me.
Heighten by Allyy864 February 27, 2017

senses are heightended

that euphoric feeling when you're in the climax point of being stoned
wilson: yooo play Glue by Bicep, My senses are heightended.
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more