scoro

Scotch on ice

Bartender: Hey what are you drinking tonight?
Guest: I’ll take a scotch on the rocks .
Bartender: okay, one scoro coming right up!

by Uhmweirdflexbutok April 29, 2021

Dirty Scomo

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…

A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

by Lenny K April 7, 2022

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018