scooterhoe

someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.

susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!

by bobduncan420 March 4, 2019

scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

by spixn January 9, 2014

scootercone

when a guy straps a dildo on his head and fucks a girl head-first like a unicore on pcp

marc gave liz the scootercone on the pool table to the delight of everyone who was watching

by paul benito thompson February 24, 2008

comedy scooterboy

Someone who missed the entire Scooterboy era of the 1980's, but has seen old copies of Scootering Magazine, and tries to copy the whole thing in a sanitised manner, drinking cans of Diet Coke, and saying hello to seaside holiday makers, (once he's unloaded his immaculate scooter from the van), and parked his 'display' up next to the beachside ice-cream van.
On his brand new denim jacket, he'll wear old ebay bought Paddy Smith Rally patches from places he couldn't find on a map, let alone ever visited... He'll never have slept drunkenly in a bus shelter, or gutter in his life.

He'll stay in B&B's.
He'll think Autos are 'cool'.
He'll probably work in an estate agency, will talk total bollocks about being involved in stories he's overheard in 'the Lud' at the IOW comedy mod gathering.
He'll be full of himself, and tons of bullshit.
A clueless Mummy's boy with enough money to have bought a scooter, deludedly thinking he bought the previous life of said scooter, and it's former owners.
He's convinced his own sad little mind that he has covered every mile it's ever been ridden, when it's only ever been ridden along the length of a seafront since it's shop built restoration.
A Comedy Scooterboy will generally be a middle aged socailly inept plonker, of the 'Billy No Mates' kind, trying to fit into a social group he never belonged to, (unconvincingly!!)
A wannabe comedy mod, minus the parka, a few flags and roundels, and a few tons of bolt on metallic tat!

Have you seen that plonker outside the King Lud, trying to convince evryone he rode down to the Isle Of Wight Scooter Rally from Inverness through a blizzard..?? His van's parked round the corner, and his scooter's tyres have never touched the road.... And he's driving licence says he lives in Brighton... What a comedy scooterboy!!

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by Oohwallahwallah September 23, 2013

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

by FB November 26, 2003

Scooterboy

A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.

The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.

by Mark October 25, 2003

scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007