scoofus

A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.

Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.

by Shmoses March 17, 2021

Snoofus

1. a silly creature or person
2. someone making a sniffing sound
3. someone who likes to nuzzle with their snoot

Our cat got startled by his own shadow, what a snoofus! <3

by qewcat March 6, 2023

scoobus

The bestest dogo in lyfe, If you hurt, you will death

That’s a good scoobus. John no! Don’t toucho scoobus!

by LoLugayandmum May 10, 2018

stoofus

basically a stupid doofus. new slang word created by some awesome asian chick who goes by the name of zestee. This word is used when there is no other word to describe a stupid doofus.

Plural= stoofi

The stoofus stepped on my bean cake.

by zestee August 28, 2004

Spoofus

Chode, dick, pp, winston, male reproductive organ, payton manthing, dannny woodhead, purple headed yogurt slinger, octagon.....ect

She touched my little spoofus last night.

Logan: hey kody what did u do last night ?

Kody: come on man u know i got my lil spoof touched.

by Uncle Kordy May 9, 2011

Scoopus

An ice cream scooper; a mix between a milkshake and a slushy; replacement for any word you just don’t feel like saying

Hey mom, can I get a large scoopus?

by Dank Peppa Pig September 22, 2018

Smoofus

An affectionate phrase for a smug doofus.

Dr. John was making fun of our evening plans. He was being such a smoofus.

by SarahConor November 12, 2018