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basically a stupid doofus. new slang word created by some awesome asian chick who goes by the name of zestee. This word is used when there is no other word to describe a stupid doofus.

Plural= stoofi

The stoofus stepped on my bean cake.

stoofus by zestee August 28, 2004

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stoofus

best used in casual conversation to convey feelings of annoyance and/or mild anger.

don't be such a stoofus.

stoofus by erica September 21, 2004

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Snoofus

1. a silly creature or person
2. someone making a sniffing sound
3. someone who likes to nuzzle with their snoot

Our cat got startled by his own shadow, what a snoofus! <3

Snoofus by qewcat March 6, 2023

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Spoofus

Chode, dick, pp, winston, male reproductive organ, payton manthing, dannny woodhead, purple headed yogurt slinger, octagon.....ect

She touched my little spoofus last night.

Logan: hey kody what did u do last night ?

Kody: come on man u know i got my lil spoof touched.

Spoofus by Uncle Kordy May 9, 2011

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Smoofus

An affectionate phrase for a smug doofus.

Dr. John was making fun of our evening plans. He was being such a smoofus.

Smoofus by SarahConor November 12, 2018

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Stoofu

A polite way to say "shut the fuck up"

Can Archie Stoofu he is a prick

Stoofu by Goosel December 2, 2020

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scoofus

A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.

Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.

scoofus by Shmoses March 17, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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