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schlinke 

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.
Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
schlinke by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Sklinkle 

The act of stealing something in a serious manner.
I am going to sklinkle your money.
Sklinkle by SkullcrusherDMan November 28, 2022
essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.
a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”
schlinked by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Schlinky 

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.
Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

Schlinky 

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.
Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.
Schlinky by SoH leader December 19, 2011

Schlinky 

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.
I had Schlinky in my game earlier
Schlinky by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009