schwum

An ‘UwU’ version of cum.

Wuat? Yoo gwunna cwy? Piss youw pans? Shwit and schwum?

by Our communist pseudonym March 6, 2021

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

schwimmer fatigue

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010