schwoopner

Anything with an irregular bend or bump

It’s got a schwoopner in it

schwoopner by Schoowner man April 13, 2022

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

corn schooner 

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

corn schooner by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner 

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

bamboo schooner by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

Ghetto-Schooner by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

tuna schooner 

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

tuna schooner by Victory92 June 3, 2017

schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat

Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah

schoonerz by Cheggger January 12, 2014