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The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.
Two schooners of New thanks mate.
by Big Jase May 05, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner
any tall ship.
"i went out on my schooner last weekend do drink some schooner."
by schooner love June 18, 2008
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A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!
A. Ummmmm....Beer.

B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"
by The Cash Man June 18, 2004
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Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.
1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!
by LOVERS! December 15, 2010
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