SCHNOONER 

TAKING A LUNCH BRAKE TO:

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

I think those two guys went for a schnooner during their lunch brake.

SCHNOONER by GRAND_CHAMP November 15, 2010

harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

harvesting schnooseberrys by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

Schnooter by duchened February 20, 2013

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

Schmoozer by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012