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schwongus 

a person who watches @taqqle on youtube or listen to his music (etaqqle)
1 "what are you watching"

2 "a guy named taqqle on the internet animating sprites for his game"

1 "so youre a schwongus"

2 "yeah, haha, get SCHWONGUSED!"

then he gets stabbed because all the people that watch him are sociopaths with no moral compass. :)
schwongus by idonthaveapenis December 1, 2023
Words you can keep

Schwingularity 

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
Schwingularity by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.
Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy
schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

schwingularity 

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on
Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?
schwingularity by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

SCHLONGSIMP 

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
SCHLONGSIMP by NeguP0 December 17, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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