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When you fuck baby bluebirds in the backyard when you’re high as fuck.
God damn right. Fledged a batch of bluebirds from my birdhouse a few weeks ago.
Fledged by Fjdneodkfncjausuwjfnckksb September 23, 2025

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

Fully fledged fucking fucked

When some thing is really fucked up and you can’t believe/comprehend it
Did you hear what Bailey did to Charlie?
I know it’s fully fledged fucking fucked
The period In which you and a girl both are interested in each other but you wanna wait to date to see if she is wifely material. Usually during this time you are just trying to get to know her. The pinnacle of Fledging is when you talk to her and tell her you wanna get to know her more before you date.
"Dude, I am like really into this chick bro, but I'm fledging (Fledge) her. I do not want another Ex."

Zane: "I think Grace is cute but while I fledging (Fledge) her I saw some red flags"

McCade: "Dang I thought she was the one for you"
Fledge by McCade Mandrel July 2, 2022
Flegged \ fle-gged \ adverb

1. Having one's future prospects destroyed by the abysmal performance of one's superiors or leaders
2. To be raped of a victory so rightfully yours by the incompetence / negligence of one's own team-mate or leader

A derivative of the new Parliamentary Leader of the Queensland Liberal Party - Dr Bruce Flegg MP - Member for Moggill. So named for his single-handed destruction of the Queensland Coallition campaign in the Queensland 2006 state election through his complete incompentence, inability to stay on message or stick to the script and repeated gaffes.
"To be flegged"
"I've been flegged!"
flegged by Destroyed September 11, 2006

fledgelord 

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples
After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.
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