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Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005
A nickname for Korea's former president Roh Moo-hyun. It's often used to express respect and pay a tribute to our Unji-Man.
Shangus is not dead; Shangus is out there making great music for the people and the world.
Shangus by MCMH July 19, 2020

Schwagstock 

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead
"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."
Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

Schwingularity 

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
Schwingularity by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.
Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy
schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023