Schweddy 

Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."

The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.

Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!

Schweddy by Verbithrax Pejorative April 25, 2011

Schweddy Balls 

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

Schweddy Balls by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

scheddy 

You know.... short for schedule.

"Hey man, what's yer scheddy lookin like this weekend?"

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open..."

"Schweeeeeet"

scheddy by Pappyrhino November 5, 2012

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS 

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

schwaddywaddy 

if ya tryin to describe a way out blocka then u could say its schwaddywaddy, but own if it deservd like

man u like ooch schwaddywaddy, oocha bang bang....duuude....

schwaddywaddy by tripodxx July 3, 2003

schwaddywaddy 

WOW, like maaaaan this werrrd rooooox, like yeeeaaaaah DUUUUUUUUDEEEE, they're like, totally right....bodacious man....

one lump or two? ah yes schwaddywaddy, i understand you totaally.

schwaddywaddy by bobobob October 30, 2003