schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

schwafty by s13g3 January 28, 2006

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schwifty

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

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schwifty

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

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get schwifty

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015