Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

by Stevekok June 7, 2009

schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.

Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.

by fallenangel January 25, 2013