Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 02, 2008

schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007