schwafta

Welsh contraction of See You After. From an overheard conversation in Swansea, South Wales

Oh, If I dont see you later, schwafta.

by DJ Nrrd April 18, 2004

schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 28, 2006

schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006

schwafted

Derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated

a)dude I just got schwafted by that test
b)This weekend I went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted

by Schwiggy McSchwag February 5, 2009

schwamtastic

when something is beyond cool enough for only one word such as: wham or fantastic, that you must use two or three combined to describe it. others would be ahwsumtastic splendifantabulous ahwsumayzing

that piece of cake was schwamtastic

by thatonereallycoolkid September 24, 2011

Schwaft

A big Faggot with a small Penis

Guy 1: aw man that guy over there is such a Schwaft!
Guy 2: yeah I agree, such a Schwaft.

by A Saggin Reggin August 5, 2019

Schwiftaddict

Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.

Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.

by Natalie Wobble May 29, 2021