google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 17, 2007

schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 24, 2006