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Tony "mel" Schworer 

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

schnorer 

Someone that always shows up just in time for a free meal.
See the movie "Animal Crackers" by the Marx Brothers... 'Hurray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer'
schnorer by Victor C. May 27, 2005

Schnorer 

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.
Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return
Schnorer by DaSnake January 19, 2013

schnorer 

the cheapest of people.
He is such a schnorer.
Yeh i know he won't spend any money.
schnorer by bigges pigges June 29, 2003

schwerer gustav 

The single largest cannon ever built and used in history. Designed by Krupp Industries it was used during WWII by the Nazi's only against the Russians.

The Scwerer Gustav is classified as a Supercannon, measuring at a whoping 800mm Calibur, it could only be transported on a double set of rail tracks (also making it a railway gun).

It could punch through 15 meters of Concrete and 5 meters of solid metal armor. Unfortunately it was destroyed near the end of the war to prevent capture. One of its' shells is on display in a Polish war museam.

A second gun "Dora" was also built but dismantled, and a third was planned by never started.
That is some BIGASS MUTHA FUCKIN GUN -

Ja, es ist Schwerer Gustav, eine Ubergun -
schwerer gustav by CommandoDude March 24, 2008

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen 

the most amazing tank ever used in WWII. Very durable. Very sturdy. very POWERFUL
Jake: This is such a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.
John: Bro! Totally a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.