Skip to main content
Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

Auslande Schwörenism

Auslande Schwörenism is the act of using foreign words such as blyat as a substitute for English swear words.
I been practicing Auslande Schwörenism for quite a long time. I cursed my mom out in Russian and she doesn't even know it!

schwörer 

The schwörers are schwöring because in Germany you schwear and Not swear so yeah. Schwöring is an Action and a schwörer is schwöring.
Ohmygod Jesus fucking Christ!
-Sophia, Stop Schwöring! Your are such a schwörer
schwörer by Schwörer03021 December 28, 2016

Tony "mel" Schworer 

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026