schwänz
männliches Glied (Knorke)
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schwanz
German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)
Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)
Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.
schwanz by kegmeister June 1, 2004
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Schwanz
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....
like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
like getting a dirty Maccy D's;
......'Schwanz very much'
...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
Schwanz by Cheese throne etc March 25, 2008
Schwanz
The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.
Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
Schwanz by Skinny_black December 6, 2010
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Schwanz by My Name is Bobby Fish October 7, 2011
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