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penis. but like, in german... and stuff.
HOLY SHIT. did you see that shwanz?
shwanz by FxHxSxCxG August 4, 2006
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1. Shwanz is not so much a thing as it is a way of life. You must live the shwanz, love the shwanz, be one with the shwanz. The way of the shwanz is the way of the right.

2. Peepee
Bow down before the mighty awe of the Shwanz. Shwanz will show you the way.
shwanz by Andrike Feigenhorn February 6, 2004
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shwangtown 

Shwangtown is derived from the word "shwang". It's state of mind - whether you're looking to have a chill time, hang out with your friends, or the vibe is good.
"You guys down to go to shwangtown tonight?"
"Yeah, I'll come over at eight".
shwangtown by z00kini September 27, 2020

Schwanzlutscher 

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.
Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!
Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
Something you can’t describe and can be used as a compliment or an insult.

Pronounced: sh-one-dee. It is usually said “classic shwandy.”
That pencil is a classic shwandy
shwandy by Shwandy master February 17, 2021

Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005
The princess of roses. She's your friend, she's outgoing, caring and super funny. Total extrovert, but she's the greatest friend you'll ever have. And she's a bit crazy
My best friend, is shanzay
shanzay by cupcake200200200 April 13, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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