schvonton
schvonton by Schvontonator July 22, 2011
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schvonton • Schlonson • Schoontang • Schrononche • schvontz • shonton • Shontonio • Schlong on toast
Schlonson
Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"
Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"
Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"
Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"
Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"
Schlonson by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013
Shontonio
a person, usually of african american decent, who is unexpectedly intelligent. Exceeds in a wide variety of skills which is reflected in the multiple variations of the name.
Schoontang
When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.
Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.
Schoontang by Blake Judd March 11, 2018
Schrononche
person A: hey why don't you go down the water slide
person B: nah i don't want to get a schrononche
Person A: What's a Schrononche?
Person B: Oh its a really painful wedgy you get when you go down a water slide.
Person A: oh!!
person B: nah i don't want to get a schrononche
Person A: What's a Schrononche?
Person B: Oh its a really painful wedgy you get when you go down a water slide.
Person A: oh!!
Schrononche by mebedrules December 19, 2011
shonton
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