schvonton

half black, half chinese - also commonly known as a chinegro.

Did you hear? Jamaal knocked up Kun Li and now they're going to have a Schvonton!

by Schvontonator July 22, 2011

schvontz

German word for penis.

"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.

by Allahu February 24, 2005

Schlonson

A combination of Schlong and Johnson. 2013's new word for penis.

Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"

Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"

Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"

by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013

Shontonio

a person, usually of african american decent, who is unexpectedly intelligent. Exceeds in a wide variety of skills which is reflected in the multiple variations of the name.

Girl 1: i met this guy in the bar the other night and omg, he was a player but still...
Girl 2: Oh, sounds like you met a Shontonio.

by Mektah March 11, 2010

Schoontang

When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.

Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.

by Blake Judd March 11, 2018

Schrononche

It is a kind of wedgy, it occurs when you slid down a water slide at the swimming pool

person A: hey why don't you go down the water slide
person B: nah i don't want to get a schrononche
Person A: What's a Schrononche?
Person B: Oh its a really painful wedgy you get when you go down a water slide.
Person A: oh!!

by mebedrules December 19, 2011

shonton

Animal

Shonton is and animal he is good at almost everything but not perfect he is gifted and bless

by anonymous November 23, 2021