Schoontang

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When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.

Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.

Schoontang by Blake Judd March 11, 2018

Words you can keep

Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

Schooting by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

Related Words

Schoontang • spoontang • Schooting • schooning • Soontang • swoontang • School gang • School Hangover • SHOOTAN GAEM

spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

spoontang by Drooch June 1, 2006

spoontang

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.

1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.

spoontang by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006

spoontang

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon

Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.

spoontang by Sweepy April 15, 2009

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

Schooting by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

spoontang

when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line

Dude I think I got a big one.
No, it's probably just spoontang.

spoontang by cambodave October 10, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026