Schoontang 

When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.

Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.

Schoontang by Blake Judd March 11, 2018

Schooting 

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

Schooting by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

spoontang 

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

spoontang by Drooch June 1, 2006

spoontang 

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.

1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.

spoontang by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006

spoontang 

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon

Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.

spoontang by Sweepy April 15, 2009

Schooting 

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

Schooting by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

spoontang 

when fishing and the spoon (lure) gets tangled around the line

Dude I think I got a big one.
No, it's probably just spoontang.

spoontang by cambodave October 10, 2008