schvonce 

noun: The Beast, Mr. Happy, Cock, Penis, Rod, Willy, Wanker, Schlong, Dingaling, Dick, Wang, Johnson, Dong, Sword, Purple headed warrior, One-eyed jack, Snake, Sausage, Salami

"My, what a large schvonce you have" or,
I went to Scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.

schvonce by Scotty T September 21, 2003

schvance 

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

schvance by JYD June 8, 2005

schvance 

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.

schvance by Sugar Shane June 23, 2005

schvone

Razar burn after shaving your pubic region. Most likley located above the penis area. Quite irritating.

Bryce: Ben!!!, i schvoned myself.
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone

schvone by BJ October 5, 2004

Schvoncee 

Noun: A foolish, obnoxious and sensless person or act
Adjective: of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person that is stupid, absurd, creepy, or shallow

"That guy wearing puka shells and a tight pink golf shirt sipping on his cocktail drink out of a straw looks like a complete Schvoncee."

Schvoncee by MarWeber November 16, 2011

Schvance 

A term for a nicotine device created by a junior at HK

Yo you got a schvancy

Yo lemme rip your schvance

Schvance by Lil Boat The Nicotine Lord June 25, 2021