schvance 

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

schvance by JYD June 8, 2005

schvance 

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.

schvance by Sugar Shane June 23, 2005

Schvance 

A term for a nicotine device created by a junior at HK

Yo you got a schvancy

Yo lemme rip your schvance

Schvance by Lil Boat The Nicotine Lord June 25, 2021

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schvonce 

noun: The Beast, Mr. Happy, Cock, Penis, Rod, Willy, Wanker, Schlong, Dingaling, Dick, Wang, Johnson, Dong, Sword, Purple headed warrior, One-eyed jack, Snake, Sausage, Salami

"My, what a large schvonce you have" or,
I went to Scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.

schvonce by Scotty T September 21, 2003

Schmancey 

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

Shvance

Another one of dozens of terms for male genitalia. Specifically Shvance is used to identify an individual who is acting like a dick.

“Alex just cut me off! Driving like a Shvance!”

Shvance by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020