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schvance 

A term used for a man's penis.
So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!
schvance by JYD June 8, 2005
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When you have to shit so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance.
"Yo man can't talk right now I'm in a Shrance!"
Shrance by Idontknowaname124 December 4, 2015

Shancelled 

when you are denounced to what Madame K defines as “a seven foot tall fifth grader” and someone “who does not know the function of females,” “does cryptomoney,” and uncultured and unwise in many aspects
“I can give you cornrows”
“Nah that’s gonna get me shancelled”
Shancelled by Shanfan April 29, 2022
One who plays too many video games and stands on a corner for his or her job shaking a sign.
"Look at him over there in his weenie costume with that obnoxious sign, he's such a shpance haha."
shpance by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012

schvance 

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang
Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.
schvance by Sugar Shane June 23, 2005
Dance with your shoulders.
I shance in the car to my favorite music.
shance by AJMo April 4, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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