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to insert ones penis to the base
I put my cock in your old lady and it was like "schunk"
schunk by Jayshaw December 18, 2007
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A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.
Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.
schunk by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019
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schunk shank 

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

scrunkly the when 

when you scrunkly the scrunkled scrunkliness of a scrunkly
my mum: omg isnt he so cute
my grandma: yeah i’d scrunkly the when
scrunkly the when by November 12, 2021

Scrunkly 

A real animal or fictional creature that is weird or unorthodox, yet still can be found cute or otherwise visually appealing.
Aww, I love my Horseshoe Crab, he is such a scrunkly!
Scrunkly by Dioptase October 10, 2021

Scrimblo Bimblo, the lovable Scrunko 

Scrimblo Bimblo, the lovable Scrunko is a term for a lovable character thats talked about alot but no one knows this character besides its fans.
Is this the Scrimblo Bimblo, the lovable Scrunko of this community?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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