schulump

To penetrate ones anus with an inanimate object.

Roll over bitch, I'm going to schulump you with this nine iron!

by Juan Pedro June 11, 2006

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

by vicast115 January 23, 2019

schlumpadinka

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.

"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"

by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008

Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.

Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.

by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016