schlumpe
schlumpe by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005
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schlumpe
When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
schlumpe by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008
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Schumpeter
a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
Shlumped
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014
Schlampe
Schlumpadumpf
Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019
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