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When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016
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Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.
by K.iverson January 31, 2017
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The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.
Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.
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by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018
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When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.
"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B
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by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018
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when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
by seductivecow July 05, 2018
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The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.
She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.
by @slumpful May 07, 2017
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