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The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.
Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.
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by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018
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When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016
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When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.
"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B
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by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018
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When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.
Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.
by simpinsadgirl September 09, 2019
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when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
by seductivecow July 05, 2018
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