schrammer

-an extreme poser
-a backstabbing friend
-a fake person
-someone who's salty
-shady

Ryan you're such a schrammer.

by eric resor September 23, 2007

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010