schrammer

-an extreme poser
-a backstabbing friend
-a fake person
-someone who's salty
-shady

Ryan you're such a schrammer.

by eric resor September 23, 2007

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

schwimmer fatigue

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

scammerrevolts

A homeboy looking out for all the vulnerable elders who fall to benchode scammers by deleting their victim's info and locking them out of their PCs.

Damn, you calling out that benchode like scammerrevolts

by KierraGaunt May 6, 2020

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Schrayer Mad

Adj. So mad you will burn someones house down with their kids in it.

Man you are schrayer mad!

by Grandbastard August 20, 2021