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A word for a "had-to-be-there" moment.

Oh man, you should have seen the look on her face! But I guess it was a schploom.

schploom by dchooks March 22, 2004

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schplook

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink

He schplooked in my ... mouth

schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

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Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

Schloomer by Excelsior December 28, 2005

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Schploof

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

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Schloompked

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

Schloompked by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

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Schplookuldork

Absolutely fucking no one knows what it means!

Person 1: Hey schplookuldork!

Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1:IDK!!!

Schplookuldork by Schplook October 19, 2021

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shploom

When a sperm whale get a bunch of sperm in their blowhole, and they go to the surface and shploom it all over the place

OH shit, that whale just shploomed all over my fabulous yacht. Anyone have a towel.

shploom by The Fettuccini Fabricators February 21, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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