schploom

A word for a "had-to-be-there" moment.

Oh man, you should have seen the look on her face! But I guess it was a schploom.

schploom by dchooks March 22, 2004

schplook 

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink

He schplooked in my ... mouth

schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

Schloomer 

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

Schloomer by Excelsior December 28, 2005

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.

“Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”

Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018

Schloompked 

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

Schloompked by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schplookuldork 

Absolutely fucking no one knows what it means!

Person 1: Hey schplookuldork!

Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1:IDK!!!

Schplookuldork by Schplook October 19, 2021

shploom 

When a sperm whale get a bunch of sperm in their blowhole, and they go to the surface and shploom it all over the place

OH shit, that whale just shploomed all over my fabulous yacht. Anyone have a towel.

shploom by The Fettuccini Fabricators February 21, 2023